How Do Mechs Love?

Ask me my "TOP 5" anything!

Sat, 18 May 2013 21:59:33 -0400

storiesofaginger:

charleyandthediamonds:

I’m bored.

Super bored

SOON.

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:48:39 -0400

SOON.

thatfuckingcrowv2: what tekken game is this

Sat, 18 May 2013 19:09:38 -0400

thatfuckingcrowv2:

what tekken game is this

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Sat, 18 May 2013 11:30:27 -0400

Such a nice guy.

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:57:59 -0400

Such a nice guy.

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:56:33 -0400

Samesies.

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:26:00 -0400

Samesies.

otlgaming: GAME OF THRONES MEETS CATAN I’m a huge fan of...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:25:32 -0400

otlgaming:

GAME OF THRONES MEETS CATAN

I’m a huge fan of Settlers of Catan and though I’ve never watched Game of Thrones, I really appreciate the lore and am a huge fan of the time period.

Koji Matsumoto is fond of both franchises and designed a board game that mashes up Catan with the characters and locations of Game of Thrones.

paulftompkins: All I wanted to do was just hang out here on...

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:22:19 -0400

paulftompkins:

All I wanted to do was just hang out here on weekends, just to unwind and chill out— watch a dog get neutered, a kitten take a pill. Maybe see a hamster get thrown in the trash. Then one day this guy said, Hey, wanna try something wild? Well, he took me to a different animal hospital, a much more intense one, and it. Was. A RUSH. Have you ever seen a rhino get a tonsillectomy? Ever seen a giraffe hooked up to a dialysis machine? Man, it’s like nothing else. Now I need more and more and I’m out of control. I’m watching crocodiles get skin tags removed like 5, 6 times a day. Oops! Somehow I died from this? Now I’m in heaven with all the trash-can hamsters! LEARN FROM MY MISTAKES, KIDS!

adboynextdoor: Love you david sedaris <3 Sometimes you...

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:19:00 -0400

adboynextdoor:

Love you david sedaris <3

Sometimes you really just want a slice of cheese cake.

didyouknowgaming: Animal...

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:54:00 -0400

didyouknowgaming:

Animal Crossing.

http://www.vgfacts.com/trivia/2315/

Homie is a monster.

I’ve been wondering all along if you would turn out to be that...

Fri, 17 May 2013 15:54:01 -0400

I’ve been wondering all along if you would turn out to be that lovely girl I met on May Day. Why were you scared then?

masterpieceinchaos: New Girl - Virgins

Fri, 17 May 2013 11:30:19 -0400

masterpieceinchaos:

New Girl - Virgins

Probably the greatest part of Jarmusch’s Coffee and...

Fri, 17 May 2013 04:19:28 -0400

Probably the greatest part of Jarmusch’s Coffee and Cigarettes.

akibahotnights: Hayao Miyazaki and Hideaki Anno…..being...

Fri, 17 May 2013 04:16:50 -0400

akibahotnights:

Hayao Miyazaki and Hideaki Anno…..being bros….in the dunes…..

Hideaki, let’s cook…

nbcsnl: Ham.

Fri, 17 May 2013 03:48:07 -0400

nbcsnl:

Ham.

earwolf: The Comedy Bang! Bang! inter-dimensional universes...

Fri, 17 May 2013 03:44:51 -0400

earwolf:

The Comedy Bang! Bang! inter-dimensional universes align bringing Scott Aukerman, Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber, and Fourvel back together again in Time Bobby 2!

Fryvault!

9 & 11

Thu, 16 May 2013 20:04:04 -0400

9: Do you ever read the last few pages first?

This is vague and silly, but I assume it means in novels and not cook books.

I used to try that out when I was younger because I was like if I know how it ends, I don’t have to read the rest of the book. Logically, if your teacher was going to see if you read a book, she would asked you how it ended. That was dumb, but that is how you would check if someone read an entire book because they knew what happened at the end. Kids are fucking dumb, never let anyone tell you different, silly fuckers. I don’t any more, having been disappointed by endings and having written a few, I kind of know that endings are usually the worst part of a book. They usually are unsatisfying because if a book is good with compelling characters, you don’t want it to end and if it sucks then you will never get to that ending. Plus, novels are a lie, they are snippets of a life and with an interesting character, we know that there life will go on and they will continue to be fascinating, but we will never know. Unless they die then those endings are aiight, but I don’t want to know if someone is going to die. Shit’s sad dog, I still cry every time I watch the Sixth Man with Marlon Wayans and Kareem Hardison. Rap game Jay Gatsby.

11: On a scale of 1-10, how likely are you to swear at other drivers?

Only out of 10? 15, I swear so much when I drive. Fuck everyone else driving, they are all idiots and don’t signal or do unsafe lane changes or right turns because they feel they are the most important. Anyone who has ever driven with me know that I have terrible road rage and swear like a son of a bitch. My wroth when driving is unparalleled. Rap game Sam Kinnison.

1, 53.

Thu, 16 May 2013 19:29:09 -0400

1. What do you put on hotdogs?

This may sound weird, but hear me out. I put smaller hot dogs and pigs in a blanket on top of those tiny dogs then chilli then cover the whole thing in dusted golden grahams. It is disgusting, but no more than any normal hot dog. Then I wash it down with a tall glass of used hot dog water. Rap game Andrew Zimmern.

53. How did you get some of your scars?

Physical or emotional? The short story is that most of my scars from fights with my brother as a kid when he’d scratch the shit out of me and then I’d pick the scabs because I have an affliction. I have one scar on the bottom of my left foot from surgery during middle school. I stepped on a sewing needle and the tip broke off in my foot. Just the tip though. I didn’t do anything about it and didn’t say anything to my mom because I didn’t want to go to the hospital. I had fear of them since my jaunt in the hospital at 10 years old (another scar). That hospital bill was hefty, so I didn’t want to burden my parents and rack up more money with something that seemed silly. So I just walked around school the next day with a needle in my foot and then walked the mile and half home with the needle sharply resting in the highest point of my raised arch. Eventually, the pain was too much and I told my mom. She freaked out and took me to the hospital. They had to do surgery and apparently if I hadn’t gone in when I did, the needle would have worked its way into my blood stream. I live a life full of stupidity and fear.

The other scars are from a scare of leukemia at 10 years old when the doctors told me I had it, but I didn’t. Yet it took them several days to clear up that crazy mistake, all while prepping my brother to donate bone marrow. So that is where I grew into pervading depression and stopped believing in god. Then there was the whole bad breakup with my first serious girlfriend that left me emotional depleted and on the brink of breaking down. Those stories have been told before though. Rap game Haruki Murakami!

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Thu, 16 May 2013 11:30:32 -0400