How Do Mechs Love?

2. Shoe Size

10 and a half.

4. Do you Drink?

I have been known to drink. I don’t drink often though. It’s something that is usually motivated by boredom or loathing. It generally brings out the worst in me. A open hole for the demons to seep out and infect my being. I’m like Max Payne drinking to forget that my wife and daughter were murdered. There is a sweet spot where I’m actually fun when I drink. Sociable, charming and delightful. It’s a short window that closes immediately after I can no longer feel my teeth.

6. Age you get mistaken for:

21 or 22. Apparently, I look slightly younger than I am. However, I’m sure now I’ll get 40.

8. Want any tattoos?

I’ve never felt any particular push to get tattoo’d. There is nothing I feel I’d need ink’d on my body forever. I’d probably get a triforce at some point, but most likely not. I’m too lazy and I don’t want to make chit-chat with a tattoo artist. I can barely manage the chit-chat at the barber shop and that’s only like 30 minutes. I’d have a stroke trying do it for the duration of a tattoo.

10. Want any Piercings?

I’ve been thinking of making a new career as a pirate. But no. I don’t really need any. I think I’d look weird with piercings. It’d be like I was trying to seem cool at a high school while looking for drug dealers.

12. Relationship status:

July.

14. Biggest turn offs:

Dull conversation, crocs, any mention of the Kardashians and foam fingers.