February 2012
“No one makes fun of Tim Allen on my watch, and gets away with it.”
– Johnny Depp (via melissaannandthecool)
NO ONE!
Anonymous asked: <p>If a white person is asked who N.W.A. were, how should they explain it?</p>
Dear AT&T,
There is a reason why I’m going to stop using your services as soon as I am able to do so. You provide bad service on all your products. How can you send me a dumb text message telling me I’m in the top 5% of data users and make the suggestion that I use wi-fi? When you’ve told me via e-mail that I’m near the bullshit data limit you’ve added to my DSL service. The...
All I want to do is masturbate while falling...
storiesofaginger:
It’s like my own thoughts.
Everything was sticky and bacon wrapped and nothing hurt!
All I want to do is masturbate while falling...
I saw Wanderlust earlier. It is hilarious. You...
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I played the first part and my best friend’s house. It was batshit insane! Like a Hindu version of God of War, but made even less sense than that. It’s like injecting testosterone straight into the vein under your dick!
I think I’m the lucky one in all this. I have two very sexy and amazing sister wives who want some of dis!
accidentalmusic asked: :) :D Oh yeah... *
storiesofaginger asked: <3;):):D;O:p:k*<*38=D I wanna touch you, hard.
curvalicioustiff asked: * and :)
fatseux asked: :D
hannahnicoletheginger asked: ;) :D you're a swell guy
juicyjacqulyn asked: :) *
jennylewren asked: :|
Single or not, reblog to see what you get.
hayfuckyou:
<3 = I’m falling for you.
:) = I wanna cuddle up with you while watching movie.
;) = I like you a lot.
:( = You should talk to me more.
:D = You’re sexy/beautiful.
;O = I want to be best friends.
:P = I want you more than anything.
:K = Kiss me.
:| = You annoy me.
* = We need to make out!
<*3 = I want a relationship with you.
8=D = I want to do sexual things with...
The Walking Dead catch-up. (Season 2).
So, I love the Walking Dead comic book. It’s really a fine piece of sequential art. The writing is top notch featuring many amazing, complex and compelling characters that are developed over a long saga format. Also, Kirkman is never afraid to sacrifice a character he spent 24 issues developing, which is truly bold. The art is always detailed and evocative making some of the longer...
storiesofaginger replied to your post: So is there anything good on tv tonight besides Eastbound & Down?
Worst Cooks in America!
That’s the only acceptable answer.
So is there anything good on tv tonight besides...
Jen Kirkman - comedian: New York (Behind The)... →
jenkirkman:
Stop writing articles about how articles have been written debating whether women are funny. Stop writing articles about how women were funny on SNL this year in some noteworthy female-centric sketches.
YOU SOUND LIKE A BUNCH OF MORONS!
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Watchpaulftompkins:
shahruz:
Promo on IFC for the upcoming Comedy Bang Bang TV show!!!
BE EXCITED.
I am.
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Entropy, a short story collection
http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/entropy/15742046
Buy my senior project! (If you want, no pressure).
Reblogging because I spammed you with my shitty free stories that are unedited and not rethought. If you liked them at all then you might like my short story collection, Entropy. I’m actually proud of it. I edited it as best I could and put a lot of work in reworking the stories. It’s...
Love comes in all sizes: An exploration of fat... →
invertandcrush:
Part 1 of the fat sexuality story I wrote for TNGG Boston’s up.
A really well written and smart article on the subject. Easily one of the better ones written dealing with it (Probably my favorite though). Look out for part 2 soon. Dude’s got some truth to say!